{Quotable Truman & Talmage}

Tru: Talmage, DON'T go in da office! Der's a spida in der & it huge.

Tal: How huge?

Tru: Really HUGE!

Tal: How many yegs (legs) does it have?

Tru: Like one-two-free-fou-five...FIVE, it have FIVE yegs Tal!!